AAARRRGGHH!!! MY EYES!!!
Kiba, what the heck is wrong with you? What are you yelling about this time?!
What's happened to my eyes?! All I see is ... is meat! The entire world is made of meat! Everything's covered in meat! Oh dear god why?! It's like that damn visual novel where...
Kiba, why the heck do you have Bacon on your face? Did you fall asleep at the desk after yet another late-night gaming session?
Uh.... *blink* ... yeah, I must have fallen asleep right on top of my lunch. Oops.
Japanese sausage? I hope it's a Sausage from Japan and not a Sausage made out of Japanese...
Gosh, Kiba, you sure can be dumb, like, pretty much all the time. Whole world covered in meat? That's either some peasant's dream or some really blinkered nightmare, it's times like this that I'm glad I'm not addicted to computer games like you are.
Yeah yeah, whatever... *nom*... well, it still tastes... URGH! It's awful, rancid and slimy and disgusting! My perceptions must have been warped by some horrible force to see something as wonderful as bacon as inedible!
Of course it's going to be disgusting. Not only did you leave it out in the open for hours and hours but you slept right on top of it as well. Now enough of your nonsense, I heard from our boss Aya Shameimaru that there would be an interesting new arrival today.
New arrivals? Let me look at those photographs...
Yeah, they have some of the weirdest things for their "worried" lines... but what can I say? Those who fight demons and all that...
Oh, those? Ramza Beoulve and his son Almaz Beoulve today both indicated that they wanted to expand their families, which is pretty unique as not only are they father and son, but each family has, respectively, only one child. Almaz being the one child of Ramza, while Almaz has one son Adam as well. I wonder if their respective wives Konata Izumi and Koyomi Saigyouji have planned something along those lines as well, it's too coincidental to be...
ARGH! It's horrible, get it away! Awful writhing balls of flesh, pulsing and seething, with random eyes, tentacles, and teeth! Monsters! They're all monsters!
Kiba, would you like a clobbering to snap you out of whatever stupor you're currently in? I'd be glad to oblige.
B... but, it's true...
No it isn't. You must have been having recurring nightmares of those times you spent sleeping rought outside Mii Homes while the wailing of crying babies pervaded your every waking moment. I mean, sure, some babies are pretty hideous given the reproductive history of some utterly horrifying eldritch abominations living on Gensokyo Island like Kyubey Incubator and Desco Kazamatsuri, but the majority of them are pretty tolerable albeit cacophonic.
No, I'm serious! Just look at this photograph! This one here! It's horrible!!!
Sounds like an accurate description of ... AAAARGHHH!!!!!
Hmm? Who's that? I don't recognise her... ah, it must be the new islander we were told about. Let's see, what's her name... Saya Ougai? Doesn't sound like anyone familiar.
OHHH NOOOO!!!!!
Kiba, shut your screaming before I bludgeon you hard enough to give you an aneurysm.
Don't you see, Yugen? It's already too late! If she looks like a normal person to you then you've already been infected! She's not just an ordinary girl, she's actually a...
Wasn't it you who was screaming about having your perceptions all twisted? You're the one who's messed up, not me. She just looks like a normal...
It's the end of the world! THE END OF THE WORLD!! We're all going to...
*WHACK*
Maybe I hit him a little too hard... well, he'd probably be exactly right if he sees everything in terms of gore, considering the amount of blood running down his face right now...
Besides, this island is already full of freaks, monsters, psychopaths, and supervillains. Even if Saya is actually some truly ghastly monster, one more of them here on Gensokyo Island isn't going to make much of a difference... heck, the more of them there are, perhaps the longer their infighting might postpone the inevitable apocalypse.
Chiyo, that's kinda excessive... Kyouko is like the nicest monster you could possibly meet outside Sesame Street.
Mmm... what is this... delicious juice? I must have more...
Kiba, you're still conscious? Ew, what the heck... are you drinking your own... yuck!
BUNBUNMARU UPDATES, 28th July 2015
Relationships and Marriage
Wriggle Nightbug and Berthold Gregor became Best Friends!
Children
Almaz Beoulve announced that his wife Koyomi Saigyouji was pregnant with their second child!
Ramza Beoulve announced that his wife Konata Izumi was pregnant with their second child!
BUNBUNMARU UPDATES, 29th July 2015
Island Updates (Population: 64)
Please welcome Saya Ougai, the newest resident of Gensokyo Island! She is an Easygoing Softie.
Relationships and Marriage
Gary Oak and Mister Kimura became Best Friends!
Kyubey Incubator and Suwako Moriya became Best Friends!
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