Whoa... hey, Kiba! You're conscious again! Heavens, I was deathly worried about you!
... groo ... Yugen? Ugh, of all the sights to see upon waking up. A cute chick would have been so much better...
Hey, don't be unappreciative. Don't you realise who had to take care of you for the past three days while you were unconscious? You're getting only one guess.
Unconscious? Three days? Wait... oh my god! I was supposed to meet my clan mates for a raid! And we had to shell out just to get an instance of that dungeon generated for us... holy crap, they're going to kill me for this!
Well, at least your misguided priorities still seem to be very much the way they were.
Believe me this isn't one of the lamest things I've had a traveller say (and certainly wasn't thinking of having him say it from the beginning).
So... unconscious for three days? In the Bunbunmaru Updates press office? Well, I wouldn't be surprised that our lazy boss Aya Shameimaru didn't seem to notice at all...
In fact, she did, she dropped by to check a couple of days ago if we were still alive, after sending her youngest child Taiga off to the port with her husband Shou Toramaru. You should be grateful, in fact, I'd left you under the table until she forced... er, helped me to haul you out from there.
Under the table? Oh.... OH! That jerkface Alex who was responsible for all of this... uh, I mean... just checking, but he's really gone, isn't he?
Well, I did observe him walking back down the hill toward the port that day, in fact he didn't look back even once. And he hasn't been back since. He sure walks awfully slowly though... I wonder how he managed to sneak up on us.
Grr... that bastard, I'll teach him a lesson for... for doing something to me and knocking me out! I can't believe it... three days? Three days of computer games that I could've been playing... and I missed a couple of anime episodes too! Don't tell me he's gone back to 'harmonising' the rest of the island in the interest of his space alien overlords!
Harmonising... well, I can't be too certain about that one, but...
Better step up that Dominant Genes game, Overlord Mao. And yes, that's a boy... with the same face as his mom.
I dunno. Maybe it's just me, but he's definitely responsible! After all, all those weird coicidences with things falling neatly into place with each other and everyone getting along fine and dandy happened before he showed up at the office. Now that he's gone... it's started again. Suspicious, don't you think?
It could just be fortuity. And besides, all the time he was here, neither of us could have left. He was the one feeding us with information. It's entirely possible that he covered up anything too compromising so we didn't find out about it. But since he left, though, there have been some odd coincidences...if this picture of Patchouli Knowledge and her newborn... son, Patrick, mean anything...
Patrick? Wait, wasn't her earlier kid named Patricia? Wow, did she and Okuu's Look-alike just have a creativity failure right there?
But the two looked exactly alike, except one was a boy and one was a girl... speaking of which, Okuu's Look-alike has also been unusually muted recently. Given that she's probably the most disruptive thing on this island it's entirely possible she might have been silenced somehow.
Seems that Alex can do something beneficial after all... but harmonising everything is just wrong! If we didn't have difference, change, conflict in this world, it'd be so boring!
I am a robot from the future, I am here to take American jobs.... American you say? How about a Tea Party?
Speaking of harmonising, everyone's been dressing up as Americans recently. Perhaps we've been having a spot of Coca-colonisation.
I knew it! It's those evil people from the future, when the world's controlled by a single global power, that are trying to meddle with the past to facilitate their vile, futuristic plans for the future. Because things that happen in the past affect the future, and things that happen in the future will affect us in the future!
M... maybe. Or it could just be that there were too many leftover party costumes from earlier this month, and Overlord Laharl decided to put one on to celebrate his soon-to-be fifth child.
Either way, there must be some evil afoot! And Alex and whatever horrible people from the future who sent him back to the past to meddle with our timeline are responsible for it. And why doesn't anyone else seem to realise it? If we got rid of him now, we could remove his effects on the present day and the horrible future where robot aliens rule the world could be avoided!
I... well... killing him sounds a bit extreme. And besides, we still don't have any proof that he's a robot sent from the future apart from what he said. Which may have been a rather stony joke.
Don't you remember, Yugen? He who controls the the present commands the future, he who controls the present controls the future, he who commands the future conquers the past... or something like that. We've got to stop him!
I'm pretty sure that's a misquotation... but do whatever you like. Although I recommend the first thing you do is take a shower. And change your underwear, or that unmentionable odour will be there for the phew-ture...
BUNBUNMARU UPDATES, 11th July 2015
BUNBUNMARU UPDATES, 12th July 2015
Children
Taiga, son of Aya Shameimaru and Shou Toramaru, grew up. He was made to leave Gensokyo Island and become a traveller!
Overlord Laharl announced that his wife Shinmyoumaru Sukuna was pregnant with their fifth child!
Patrick was born to Patchouli Knowledge and Overlord Mao. It's their fifth child! He is an Outgoing Leader.
BUNBUNMARU UPDATES, 13th July 2015
Relatioships and Marriage
Kyubey Incubator and Suwako Moriya became Best Friends!
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