So... you came back, Alex... it's almost as if you've never left.
Neither have you.
Well, yeah! We were trying to stay the heck as far away from y... I mean... yet more work! We barely get paid anything for our labour as it is!
Do you not have a duty to uphold?
Huh? What do you mean...
Do you not have a duty to uphold?
Duty... the hell, mate, you're scaring us more and more with every passing day!
Duty, you say? N... no way! Also, that's the best hat Reisen could possibly have while melting into a puddle.
Regardless, I will overlook your transgressions this once.
Psst... Kiba... he's kinda right. We've locked ourselves in the office for the past week, or longer, even though we're suppoed to be intrepid junior reporters of a sort...
But with that... that thing around...! And besides, it's not like our boss Aya Shameimaru even showed up to yell at us to get back to work. We're doing what's best in our current situation!
Concerning the individual known as Shameimaru, I have silenced her...
Wait, wha... WHAAA???!!!!
... by presenting her with the results of investigative journalism to which both of you have failed to contribute.
Oh... for a moment I thought you bloody killed her!
Hey, if Mister Roboto here can do it, it sure would save us a lot of trouble...
Hmmm... I'm running out of witty things to say, but there are certainly plenty of platitudes I haven't tried yet! Also, that kid... *shudder*
The name is Alex.
Um... Kiba, in case you didn't realise it, there's a laser point on the wall right above your head.
What the... *gulp*.
Today, the offspring demarcated "Kiyomasa" and "Sadie" were equipped, bestowed with an article of communication, and debarked on the global exploration operation. A new product, entitled "Gertrud" was manufactured in the Margatroid residence. Owing to the presence of disfiguring alien DNA, emergency cosmetic surgery was performed before photographic evidence was acquired.
I... see. That sure is pretty neat, Alex... thanks for collecting that data for us...
Yeah man, Alex, you're like totally the best... um, you can put that guided missile launcher down now...
In addition, I have collated the data acquired by an individual who has travelled beyond the bounds of Gensokyo Island.
Yeah man, Alex, you're like totally the best... um, you can put that guided missile launcher down now...
In addition, I have collated the data acquired by an individual who has travelled beyond the bounds of Gensokyo Island.
Aren't I glad I didn't name anyone on this island Reuben. Otherwise they'd have a bit of an awkward moment with autocannibalism.
Belle, gender female, today transmitted information regarding a foreign land designated Smiley Island under the authority of an individual entitled Gen's Lookalike. Material evidence provided include heated comestible known as Reuben, description not located in databanks.
Not located in... wait, didn't you say you were from the future? If this thing happened in the past, then you people from the future would have known about it, right? So why isn't it in your knowledge?
Does not compute.
What?
No way, is he going to explode any minute now? Not while he's stuck in this room with us!
Nothing. Merely an article of humour. Ha ha ha.
I'm really not convinced by the tone of that, somehow. But anyway, thanks, Alex, for giving us this information. Whatever in heaven's name you are supposed to be.
The name is Alex.
More like Alex-plain late. Or never, by the looks of it!
The name is Alex.
Yes, we heard you the first time already! Stop repeating that... hmm, interesting, since when was there ever a little red dot right over my belly button? Waitaminute...
BUNBUNMARU UPDATES, 6th July 2015
BUNBUNMARU UPDATES, 7th July 2015
BUNBUNMARU UPDATES, 8th July 2015
Traveller Updates
Belle returned from Smiley Island to visit her parents Yuuka Kazami and Augustine Sycamore! She has visited 2 islands so far.
Children
Kiyomasa, son of Chiyo Mihama and Shikieiki Yamaxanadu, grew up. He was made to leave Gensokyo Island and become a traveller!
Gertrud was born to Alice Margatroid and Kyubey Incubator. It's their sixth child! She is an Easygoing Buddy.
Sadie, daughter of Yuuka Kazami and Augustine Sycamore, grew up. She was made to leave Gensokyo Island and become a traveller!
Gensokyo Gourmands
Reisen Udongein Inaba tried some Split-Pea Soup today. She thought it was the Worst Ever!
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